Tuesday, August 21, 2007

My application to the Japanese Food Kawan Association

Dear President and existing members of the association,

I understand that the Association was formed by the honorary President Lyrical Lemongrass. It was rumoured that she writes her poems while chewing on juicy pieces of salmon belly sashimi and is actually a part time ghost writer for some of the most famous novels around , writing crucial parts for stories that involves wizards and magicians while waiting for her chicken teriyaki to be grilled.

That aside, because i dont want to be seen as sucking up too much, i was hoping she officially welcome me into that hard-to-get association because i adore japanese food..with some offerings..due to the lack of fundings, i only managed to get photos..and no real food to appease her..hopefully the pictures does a good enough bribe to get in haha.. courtesy of a family meal @ Ninja Jones.. Itadakimas!

I know it is a prerequisite to enjoy sashimi.. I love all kinds..salmon being the most enjoyed..Tuna, ebi, tako, butter fish.. you order i eat..

I also enjoy dainty little makis.. Whether it is authentic or fusion. In this case, you got an unagi maki with cheese melted on the top.. which shows i m not picky in what i eat..

Adegashi tofu.. Tofu is meant to give you a good complexion and a nice smooth face as smooth as a baby's bum.. I know what kind of health effects it will bring to me.. Long live Japanese cuisine!

Even if you make a local fruit like Papaya into Japanese cuisine, i am not complaining. After all it was damn gorgeous with the beautiful pieces of seafood and overflowing cheese..

To clean things off, we have a paper steamboat with pieces of fresh garoupa slices and some assorted vegetables..the mushroom is as fresh as it can get..tastes good..

Please accept me and teach me the secrets behind those lyrical entries that you write. This will be my first step to a hopeful new career as an inspiring food writer perhaps? Or maybe a refugee who wants to get on to the next plane to Japan. Many thanks

Joe from Lots of Cravings

26 comments:

Precious Pea said...

Eh? U are not in the Committee yet????

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

pp: no lar..what position m i in ar?? hahaha

Lyrical Lemongrass said...

hahaha. you're so funny. For that, you deserve an exclusive interview to join the Committee. We shall be communicating with you shortly. :-P

ling239 said...

wow... look at that salmon !!
so succulent...taken with your new baby ??

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

ll: i shall await with patience..

ling239: nope..this is a digicam..it does look gorgeous isnt?..i still havent had much practice with my new baby..after my exams..

MeiyeN said...

oh yes, i loved that baked papaya too... so cheesylicious right...

anna said...

oh why do u tease us so wif all the food pictures...sigh sigh...

fatboybakes said...

haha, so farnee, nipples...

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

meiyen: yeap correct level of sweet and savoury..

anna: ahah what else can i tease ppl wif..definitely not myself rite..

fbb: yeah tryin to blog for attention..anyone wants to hire a joker by the name of nipples?

Elizabeth said...

oh wow.. i didnt know japanese food could look that nice.. haha. I'm not crazy about japanese food but i do crave for it occasionally.. :)

boo_licious said...

wah! does this mean, you will be "spending" the association members a taste of this yummy Jap food soon before the application is approved?

Looks like Ninja Jones is yr family's approved Jap restaurant! Food looks good, drats how I wish dinner tnite is Japanese instead.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

elizabeth: i reckon japanese food is as good looking as french..can debate..looking at the sushi chef make their creations is such an entertainment

boo: haha i have "spend" u guys the pictures..haha substitute for the real food..kekeke..haha u can always decide on what to eat tonite..japanese it is then..

Jackson said...

oohh.. i havent have a chance to try the food there!! Can i join too?

Kok said...

joe,
I think you'll definitely be accepted. haha!

By the way, you take very nice photos! :)

tigerfish said...

I will love Adegashi tofu even though it does not give me smooth skin.
And the paper steamboat - I thought it was the juiciest clam or something. :p

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

jackson: haha we can pop to Ninja after Red Ginger tmmw..

kok: my fingers are crossed..awaiting for the call of confirmation..thanks mate for the compliment

tigerfish: you sure?? keke..the clam is already served with the sashimi..

Big Boys Oven said...

Can we be a member too. We can be "Tak Jap" (Handyman). LOL.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

bbo: haha u can queue behind me..die la..like tat i have to become dbkl d..

Cirnelle said...

Argh! Every once in a while, my office network decides to give me its full potential and allow me to view your high definition pictures. You're killin' me, Joe.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

cirnelle: hahah im slowly killing you..u will never know wat striked u..

New Kid on the Blog said...

ai yo yo.... these pics gonna kill me...

Jun said...

eh haha ur this post damn funny lah! is ninja jones nice? wat other nice jap restaurants are in town so tht i can chk them out when i go back? :>

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

new kid: hahah i hope u r not killed off yet..

jun: yeap its good..haha theres plenty..i will keep u updated when u come back..

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