Attention seeking entry ahead!..Is it that bad to be metrosexual?

As i mentioned yesterday, i am about to attempt to do a very attention seeking entry..this is not an entry that was meant to be accidental..unlike a blog that i read somewhere about someone showing off his bod..well he has a good bod..so i mean whats wrong when you have a solid flat tummy to show off..but what could i do instead?.. i mean i have mediocre biceps..a chest that cant decides whether there want to stiffen up and look like proper chest or prefers to stay like man boobs..then my stomach is round..and i m sure this is not the first time i mentioned my round ab..so i have to resort to this..well i am not sure if i am embarassing myself..but i guess its all in the good intention to make people laugh..at my expense..and also like i said..i think i am suffering from an acute attention deficiency syndrome..due to my fluctuating visits a day to my blog..its abit like your weight when you are suffering from your monthly "bocor" trips..

Before i am straight forward enough to just show you that embarassing picture..this actually creates an issue that i can ramble on about...the issue of metrosexuality...and please..its not homosexuality..being gay is one thing..being conscious of how you dress and take care of yourself is another..so how do you define being metrosexual..i still remembered that someone told me a true metrosexual will be able to offer their cleanser,toner and moisturiser in the gym showers..shit..i dont think i am that extreme..i for one am too lazy to find small little bottles to put it in..and carry it to gym..but well today is not what that person defines a metrosexual..its about me.."seeking attention"..harlo!!..

Ok i have rambled long enough..a metrosexual is a guy who actually takes the time to shop for his clothes..actually make up his mind that he wants that shirt over the other one because it looks nicer..and not because thats cheaper..he doesnt buy the whole range of colours of that particular season and wear them till it tears..actually takes his time to choose his cologne..uses proper facial products..and that means products meant for guys..not stealing your mom or your sister cleanser.. he appreciates the limited accessories available to males..that means cufflinks..yes i m a sucker for those..watches..i am saving up for another one..and belts..fine..i only have one.. i dont think i like wearing any form of jewellery..although i think manly bangles looks kinda funky..

Oh yeah..he actually takes care of himself..well i think i pamper myself too much with food..well thats a downside when i cant decide whether i am metrosexual enough..

So without further ado..my stamp of approval for being a metrosexual..

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is by the way "me"..the reason why i ffked my fellow floggers for breakfast was also partially because i had a facial appointment at 10.30..while waiting for god knows how damn long for the damn mask to dry..i took out my phone..and wat the hell..i couldnt smile..because that would mean the mask would wrinkle up..so i had to give you that stoned look..its not pretty..haha

Well its glad to know i still have abit of creativity to talk about other matters other then food..well consider it a short break..in fact this weekend i havent been exploring for food..luckily for the previous week of pigging..i still got a couple of outstanding reviews that i can do..

so dear anonymous..is this attention seeking enough without revealing my bare ass to you?