Monday, May 21, 2007

Attention seeking entry ahead!..Is it that bad to be metrosexual?

As i mentioned yesterday, i am about to attempt to do a very attention seeking entry..this is not an entry that was meant to be accidental..unlike a blog that i read somewhere about someone showing off his bod..well he has a good bod..so i mean whats wrong when you have a solid flat tummy to show off..but what could i do instead?.. i mean i have mediocre biceps..a chest that cant decides whether there want to stiffen up and look like proper chest or prefers to stay like man boobs..then my stomach is round..and i m sure this is not the first time i mentioned my round ab..so i have to resort to this..well i am not sure if i am embarassing myself..but i guess its all in the good intention to make people laugh..at my expense..and also like i said..i think i am suffering from an acute attention deficiency syndrome..due to my fluctuating visits a day to my blog..its abit like your weight when you are suffering from your monthly "bocor" trips..

Before i am straight forward enough to just show you that embarassing picture..this actually creates an issue that i can ramble on about...the issue of metrosexuality...and please..its not homosexuality..being gay is one thing..being conscious of how you dress and take care of yourself is another..so how do you define being metrosexual..i still remembered that someone told me a true metrosexual will be able to offer their cleanser,toner and moisturiser in the gym showers..shit..i dont think i am that extreme..i for one am too lazy to find small little bottles to put it in..and carry it to gym..but well today is not what that person defines a metrosexual..its about me.."seeking attention"..harlo!!..

Ok i have rambled long enough..a metrosexual is a guy who actually takes the time to shop for his clothes..actually make up his mind that he wants that shirt over the other one because it looks nicer..and not because thats cheaper..he doesnt buy the whole range of colours of that particular season and wear them till it tears..actually takes his time to choose his cologne..uses proper facial products..and that means products meant for guys..not stealing your mom or your sister cleanser.. he appreciates the limited accessories available to males..that means cufflinks..yes i m a sucker for those..watches..i am saving up for another one..and belts..fine..i only have one.. i dont think i like wearing any form of jewellery..although i think manly bangles looks kinda funky..

Oh yeah..he actually takes care of himself..well i think i pamper myself too much with food..well thats a downside when i cant decide whether i am metrosexual enough..

So without further ado..my stamp of approval for being a metrosexual..


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is by the way "me"..the reason why i ffked my fellow floggers for breakfast was also partially because i had a facial appointment at 10.30..while waiting for god knows how damn long for the damn mask to dry..i took out my phone..and wat the hell..i couldnt smile..because that would mean the mask would wrinkle up..so i had to give you that stoned look..its not pretty..haha

Well its glad to know i still have abit of creativity to talk about other matters other then food..well consider it a short break..in fact this weekend i havent been exploring for food..luckily for the previous week of pigging..i still got a couple of outstanding reviews that i can do..

so dear anonymous..is this attention seeking enough without revealing my bare ass to you?

25 comments:

Iwan Sanchez said...

Hi Joe,
thanks for visiting my blog..

i tink most guys are metro nowadays and i see that the figures are rising... hahaha!!

but i tink its nothin wrong bah? We wantto look good to impress the lady...

wakakakakka!!!

leo said...

hahahaha well i have my spa day once a month at Mandaras spa...

Mask once a week ehehehhe =)

wmw said...

Woah....the bad news is that you gave me a scare with that pic of yours. The good news is that you look a lot less scarier in person! ROFL...

Lyrical Lemongrass said...

My husband does his morning chores, outside the house, with his face plastered with a dark mask in mornings when the sun hasn't quite shown its face. He has scared the neighbours' maids a number of times.

Gotta love 'em metrosexuals. ;-)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

yeap nothing wrong at all..

wow..u r definitely on top of the game.!

sorry yea..hope it didnt cause a nightmare or lose your appetite..

hahaha i think i alr scared away wmw!..yeap..gotta love us all eh?

Precious Pea said...

HAHAHAHA!!! You willing to sacrifice a packet of nasi lemak just for facial, this shows you fail to be certified as a true glutton! Anyway, Sandias to dark to notice your skin complexion, next time can i touch and see ar? If good, I want to follow you for facial also. LOL!!!!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahaha..oh well there needs to be a balance in life mah..still certified glutton also ler..how else to explain my stomach..haha..my face is no good..wahahah...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

I am sure u received max enjoyment when the lady start rubbing all that stuff on ur face. How it cost? Have a nice day.

fatboybakes said...

i'm pleased to announce that I am a facial virgin. however, age is catching up and i am paying the price of sloth and machismo...so here's a word of advise to you young flers out there. MOISTURISE!!!! and use sun block. or the day you hit XX, you'll start getting pigment spots, etc etc.

and who pray tell was showing off his bod? was it our dear honorary food blogger from BKK?

MeiyeN said...

wow oh wow....:D

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahah yes..max enjoyment..for a cheap price of only RM50..

yes..moisturise..well i had to 2 because i use to peel in the dry weathers of australia.. haha i was actually referring to unkaleong..oops..whos the honorary blogger from BKK??..

i know..i still say wow..how could i blog about this..

Jackson said...

Brother, totally agree with you! Respect ourselve with putting on nice cloth and putting lots of effort on facial nowadys is normal for a men. I do that to respect othere, coz i dun wan to scare them away.... but... im really not until the level of doin "mask" yet. Only clean my face daily..

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hahah soon you shall have to upgrade like me..ok? i teach you..

:: Nicole :: said...

OMG! u went for facial? me, a girl have never went for a facial before.. and u're a guy... i feel bad la.. lol...

u gonna be a high maintenance guy for sure.. muahahahaha!

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

hey u r back..its been awhile..how russ?? yeap haha i guess i m more vain then a girl oh dear me.. thank god i wasnt born to be maintained..but i have to learn how to maintain.so its ok i guess?

fatboybakes said...

weii, joe ah, if its not too much to ask, can specify who u replying to ah? now its like a guessing game wor.

eg, the conversation could have been like this:
mei yen: wow oh wow
your reply: max enjoyment...for a cheap price of RM50.
next thing we know, you'll be arrested for soliciting...[ala gigolo]
nyuck nyuck nyuck

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

FBB: i m lazy..but i will try my best ok hahah thanks for the tip..haha if i m da pimp..then r u the gigolo?

fatboybakes said...

if i were the gigolo, you'd be bankrupt

fatboybakes said...

as in, if you're the pimp, and i'm your gigolo, then you wont get any business la. this sagging butt and male boobs and all...........brrr,

:: Nicole :: said...

russ is doing fine with me.. of course la :p

anyways, when u free to meet up? :) together with lovegoddess, tony and maybe justin.. then u can take us to eat yummy food!! :D

sc said...

now i know the real reason why you ffked us! that explains your rosy creamy complexion too..but you're not full blown metrosexual yet :)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

fbb:..ok i get the point..dump u and find another 1..brr..i m getting the goosebumps d..

nic: hmm..have to see have to see..any dates in mind..although my track record of attending is very bad atm..

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

sc: haha ok..not full blown..that i admit..

jason said...

Aiyo, our honorary blogger from BKK = unkaleong lar.
I did facial + mask once... only once :P

Aiya, nothing wrong for being metrosexual la, we guys wanna get attractive too, right? I'm thinking what else can get rid of my stupid dark circles... grrr...

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

jason: yeap i think i was referring to him alrite.. of course need to look attractive la..dark circles ar..that one need to sleep it off..